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The Patron Saints

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St. Autofocus.

 

:manic::photo:

 

Anoia, the goddess of things that get stuck in kitchen drawers......

 

 

My first one that comes to mind is St. Somulous, the patron saint of naps.

 

st. babblebollocksconvincingly, the patron saint of authors and journalists.

 

St. Procrastinatius angelmoo.gif

 

St. Hedbangoria. Patron saint of the frustrated. invoked by the phrase "it'll be nice when it stops"

 

St. Nonbio of the Fastspin. Slayer of the laundrybeast - often portrayed with dollystick in one hand and basket in the other.

 

St. Bitchit, of course.

 

one of the house saints of the fortress must be St. Ironius.

 

St. Inyourface :angel: well there is a St. Boniface :yes2:

 

St. DoOrDoNot :yoda::wink:

 

St. Virtuous the Faux :angel:

Shares saint's day with St. Hippocritus

 

St Hiatus - patron saint of the suddenly blank mind....

 

jude i read St. Virtuous the Fox :lol: oh that scallywag :silly2:

 

St. Wich for the hungry.

 

:sandw:

 

St. Sillya for :silly2:

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St. Wherethehell - patron saint of those who 'just put it down a moment ago...'

 

 

St. Caffeinia - a saint who looks after those who have to get up early.

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St. Caffeinia - a saint who looks after those who have to get up early.

a very important person :yes2:

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(i think i am going to bolden all the names :p )

 

(yes, i am having some spare time on my hands :lol: )

 

(but no, i am not at all bored :p )

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erm, St. So-not BoredofAll :silly2: patron of times spent in pleasant distraction

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Guest Girl from Mars
St. Caffeinia - a saint who looks after those who have to get up early.

a very important person :yes2:

 

 

Also a worshipper here (and :shock: I actually wrote whoreshipper first) :lol:

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:roflmao: that is a whole new thread, Mars - ships we see passing by. interesting cargo … :lol:

 

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Financia Perpetua - goddess of female drivers.

 

She requires regular sacrifice of large amounts of money at regular intervals, otherwise she visits the worshipper's car with rust and punctures.

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hence goddess, rather than saint..... but demands worship anyway. :p

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I thought of a few "saints" while sitting in church today at a funeral:

 

Patron saint of Florists....St. Gladiolus

 

Saint of bad organists....St. Discordia

 

Saint of crowded parking lots....St. Gridlockitus

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