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Hmmmmm, I've just been made a Fire Warden at work. Best not tell them about this. Not sure how I set things on fire, though. :huh:

Jana said you did it with a candle. :angel: And, like, how can you ward fires if you don't start them first? :huh:

 

Well, we SHOULD have :microphones: and :megaphones: as well.

Asspecially when we find out, and we will, what Candy's scandal is. We will need to announce THAT. :oh:

 

Well, that goes without saying. As long as we keep them away from jana.

No, no! What fun is a scandal if you don't SAY anything about it. :crit: If Jana can find out what it is, I say, LET her have the :microphones: and :megaphones: at least until she rats Candy out.

 

Then we can take them away from her. :angel:

 

See, I'm being very, very good. :oh: Comes from mining coads all day.

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Jana said you did it with a candle. :angel: And, like, how can you ward fires if you don't start them first? :huh:

 

At least it wasn't a cigarette butt, which is more likely with me.

 

No, no! What fun is a scandal if you don't SAY anything about it. :crit: If Jana can find out what it is, I say, LET her have the :microphones: and :megaphones: at least until she rats Candy out.

 

Then we can take them away from her. :angel:

 

And if Candy won't spill about her scandal, I say we just make something up and get jana to shout it from the rooftops :angel:

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And if Candy won't spill about her scandal, I say we just make something up and get jana to shout it from the rooftops :angel:

Well, George Clooney is the man of the hour, and is known to have frequented Europe.

 

I say, it's Candy and Clooney. CanCloon? Has as good a ring to it as "Brangelina" :angel:

 

RING?!? Clooney gave her A RING!!!!!!?

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RING?!? Clooney gave her A RING!!!!!!?

 

:what: Candy and George Clooney are ENGAGED?????????????

 

Cloondy has a nice ring to it too :lol:

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RING?!? Clooney gave her A RING!!!!!!?

 

:what: Candy and George Clooney are ENGAGED?????????????

 

Cloondy has a nice ring to it too :lol:

 

 

OMIGOD!!! She gave him a ring too?!? :oh:

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OMIGOD!!! She gave him a ring too?!? :oh:

 

:what: How many men has she got on the go?!?!?!

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OMIGOD!!! She gave him a ring too?!? :oh:

 

:what: How many men has she got on the go?!?!?!

 

:bigeyes: She's as bad as a female Jude Law.

JEEZE LOUISE!!!! That's who the other one is. JUDE LAW. :duck:

I wonder if George knows about Jude?

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:bigeyes: She's as bad as a female Jude Law.

JEEZE LOUISE!!!! That's who the other one is. JUDE LAW. :duck:

I wonder if George knows Jude?

 

George knows Jude :bigeyes: Just what are you implying there?!?!?!

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:bigeyes: She's as bad as a female Jude Law.

JEEZE LOUISE!!!! That's who the other one is. JUDE LAW. :duck:

I wonder if George knows Jude?

 

George knows Jude :bigeyes: Just what are you implying there?!?!?!

 

Jude is in it too???? a foursome?? i thought Jude was married to Ben. :swoon: i am totally shocked.

 

how delightful! does anyone know details? are there pics???

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Jude's husband, didn't you know? it is all getting very involved and more and more scandalous. :oh: i think Candy should have told us earlier.

 

wait, she didn't tell us now, either, did she?? :bigeyes:

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Who the heck is Ben?

Now they've gone and broken up Bennifer II?

 

Whoa! They'd better take a :duck: JLO might have been famous for her butt, but JAlias kicks butt, big time.

 

:green: The tabloids better start reading us, they have NO idea what they are missing.

:light: GO US! We've just solved Jana's problem about writing a bunch of articles, haven't we? She can SCOOP the tabloids. Then she can buy her own :microphones: and :megaphones: :jump2: They will be better than ours, and we can steal HERS. I love it when a plan comes together.

 

 

 

Jude's husband, didn't you know? it is all getting very involved and more and more scandalous. :oh: i think Candy should have told us earlier.

 

wait, she didn't tell us now, either, did she?? :bigeyes:

Jude Law has a HUSBAND?!? I guess Brokeback Mountain IS quite the trend setter. And Candy broke THEM up? She should certainly have told us earlier. I wonder if anyone has told George.

 

I've heard George is curious. :angel:

 

 

George knows Jude :bigeyes: Just what are you implying there?!?!?!

George knows OUR Jude? :jack: Does Candy know about THAT? :crit:

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I've heard George is curious. :angel:

 

:what: But he's a monkey!!!!!!!

 

I'm not sure I like where this is going, you know :crit:

 

Now we've written Jana's articles for her, she can spend more time here :jump:

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I've heard George is curious. :angel:

 

:what: But he's a monkey!!!!!!!

 

I'm not sure I like where this is going, you know :crit:

 

Now we've written Jana's articles for her, she can spend more time here :jump:

 

she also can spend some money on us. :oh: not to mention telling us a little sooner about all the interesting scandals right under our nose.

 

Gorge is a monkey??? :crit: are you sure? then they must have shaved him last night, he dodn't look very hairy.

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