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me me me!!!! :jump: i hope they do quick delivery ... could need one this minute!!!

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The description of this device reminds me a little bit of the morning/breakfast/getting dressed thing that is in a Wallace & Grommet movie. :roflmao:

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maybe Migi's head cushion should be here too??? :manic:

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:jump::chacha::chacha::chacha::jump:

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:flower:

:manic:

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nice and boring memories :manic: (really, that boy has always been so patient with my stupid ideas :roflmao: )

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Jude's Annoying Caller Repulsor.

 

Bothered by all those irritating sales calls? Fed up with answering wrong numbers? Out of patience with people who won't take 'no' for an answer?

 

Install this simple device on your phone and these will soon be a thing of the past! On receiving an unwanted call, press the red button and the caller will receive an unpleasant surprise! :poof:

They will soon learn to leave you alone!

 

If installed with Caller ID, the JACR Plus will automatically :poof: any unwanted callers without you even having to pick up the phone!

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:roflmao:

 

the result will be some people running around with a lot of singed hair all the time :manic:

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BathTime BookWorm? Fed up of all those soggy pages?

Then we have the ideal product for you!

 

Get new 'Fort LiteraShower'

THE Spray-On water repellent for books of all genres- now you CAN take two books into the shower!

 

(one can will cover all three volumes of LOTR - or Barbara Cartland's entire output.

Discount available for large orders )

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:flower: I want some! :chacha:

 

why would you want to protect the Cartland's? :hat:

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why would you want to protect the Cartland's? :hat:

just what i thought :manic::p

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